Saturday, August 2, 2008

EDDIE MURPHY TO RETIRE?!

EDDIE MURPHY has announced that he is thinking about retiring from movies! This proves that there is a God!
Murphy became a star in his movie, 48 Hrs., and followed it up with two other big hits that were very well-liked: TRADING PLACES and BEVERLY HILLS COP. Since then, his career has mostly been one craptacular crap-fest after another.
The list is endless: HARLEM NIGHTS, GOLDEN CHILD, BEVERLY HILLS COP 2 & 3, BEST DEFENSE, ANOTHER 48 HRS., THE HOLY MAN, NORBIT, LIFE, THE HAUNTED MANSION, DR. DOLITTLE 1 & 2, METRO, VAMPIRE IN BROOKLYN, etc etc.
No Hollywood star has made more sucky movies and squandered so much of his talent as Eddie Murphy. I haven't seen his new movie, MEET DAVE, yet, but I don't need to see it to know it sucks! It will really be a dream come true if Murphy would stop forcing his schlocky cinema on us. Since he made the move from edgy R-rated films to to family fare, his output has only gotten worse.
But there are rumors that Murphy wants to do BEVERLY HILLS COP 4 before he retires. This proves that yes, there is a God, but he is a vengeful God.

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